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Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
No way
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